Ok I have some time now to write. So why am I in the UK? (London)
Well 4 month ago Jutta my wife, who i lived with and marriage for 6 years, left our home in Oslo. She left a note on the microwave saying “Sven I have had it with you and the fish and all the talk. I am gone.”
I would write show you the note but it was wrote on a bank statement so obviously for security reasons I cannot put this on the internet. Also it was in Norwegian, so I have translated it for you. Plus I have had to remove some swearing from it.
So anyway I am very sorry and I want Jutta back. I phone her sister and eventually she gets angry with me calling her all hours (I have a touch insomnia but she has not) so she tells me she has gone to UK. So I rush to get things prepared and after three weeks I am in UK.
I have address for Jutta (she is staying with a college friend) and I go to the house and get Jutta to the door. Well she starts shouting and screaming and I think her friend was worried about starting her neighbours listening. Anyway it ends up she throws a window box with pansies at me. This I should add was a very heavy window box made of stone and it hit my arm before crashing onto the steps. Jutta is slim but very very strong yes so I had to go.
Anyway next day I post her a letter showing her my feelings. I have booked a hotel room and give the address. Well 2 day later I get a reply. The letter is better than having a window box throwing at me but is still not good news. I will post letter and then stop for now. I do not like remembering it. After I can start talking about more happy nice things and exciting in London!
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