I am back!

Hello my England friends!

I am sorry I have left things so long. I had a bit of problem with my lodgings. Because I could not pay the rent and Mrs Hewlett’s son, who was my landlady (she was my landlady not her son) anyway he through me out with punching a bit too. I can stick for myself you know but he had very firm thighs so I had to leave.

So anyway I was homeless for nearly 12 hours! 😦 Anyway in the end I made money by selling my laptop computer to a man I met in a park. His name is Toni (not with Y at end) and we were talking and I tell him about be situation. So he says (approximately – I did not record the conversation) “hey I live in nice digs guv (he is cockney) you come live with me i take you there.”

So and that is the end of that story! I am now living in the hotel of Ms Abri de Klerk. She is South African from Cape Town. However she is divorced from her husband, who gives her several hundred thousand pounds to keep quiet about a story which is very naughty on the part of him. Toni tells me this story but I do not think I should say it on my blog in case I upset young readers or people against cruelty to animals.

So anyway Abri living on her own in what is Swiss Cottage area of London. It is a nice area. Closest Tube station is Hampstead and the road is names after a frog! So Abri rents rooms to Toni, and now me(!) (£40 a week! She say she does not need the money, just the company.) Also a third man living here called Ben but I have not seen him yet.

So anyway now I have just moved in and it is all better again! Toni let’s me use my computer even though it is his now, and Abri does not mind me keeping my gefilte equipment in kitchen.

So this is good. Now I can concentrate on winning Jutta back! I love you Jutta!

Sven in the UK

Ok I have some time now to write. So why am I in the UK? (London)

Well 4 month ago Jutta my wife, who i lived with and marriage for 6 years, left our home in Oslo. She left a note on the microwave saying “Sven I have had it with you and the fish and all the talk. I am gone.”

I would write show you the note but it was wrote on a bank statement so obviously for security reasons I cannot put this on the internet. Also it was in Norwegian, so I have translated it for you. Plus I have had to remove some swearing from it.

So anyway I am very sorry and I want Jutta back. I phone her sister and eventually she gets angry with me calling her all hours (I have a touch insomnia but she has not) so she tells me she has gone to UK. So I rush to get things prepared and after three weeks I am in UK.

I have address for Jutta (she is staying with a college friend) and I go to the house and get Jutta to the door. Well she starts shouting and screaming and I think her friend was worried about starting her neighbours listening. Anyway it ends up she throws a window box with pansies at me. This I should add was a very heavy window box made of stone and it hit my arm before crashing onto the steps. Jutta is slim but very very strong yes so I had to go.

Anyway next day I post her a letter showing her my feelings. I have booked a hotel room  and give the address. Well 2 day later I get a reply. The letter is better than having a window box throwing at me but is still not good news. I will post letter and then stop for now. I do not like remembering it. After I can start talking about more happy nice things and exciting in London!

Hello!

Hello everyone! My name is Sven Jorgensen. Originally I am from Norway, but now I have started living in London (UK capitol)

I have moved because I came looking for my wife Jutta, who I love very much but who left me in June. She came to UK so now I am here too but now she leave. It is very problems.

But anyway the UK is very interesting and my friends tell me to write a blog about it. I already have a blog I write for my Norwegian friends but now one I do for my English speaking friends!

So here we go. Please email me as well. You can email svennorge@yahoo.com or svennorge@googlemail.com the second one I use mostly for pornography registration and fishing forums etc. but I use both frequently.

Ok bye for now!