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I am back!

Hello my England friends!

I am sorry I have left things so long. I had a bit of problem with my lodgings. Because I could not pay the rent and Mrs Hewlett’s son, who was my landlady (she was my landlady not her son) anyway he through me out with punching a bit too. I can stick for myself you know but he had very firm thighs so I had to leave.

So anyway I was homeless for nearly 12 hours! 😦 Anyway in the end I made money by selling my laptop computer to a man I met in a park. His name is Toni (not with Y at end) and we were talking and I tell him about be situation. So he says (approximately – I did not record the conversation) “hey I live in nice digs guv (he is cockney) you come live with me i take you there.”

So and that is the end of that story! I am now living in the hotel of Ms Abri de Klerk. She is South African from Cape Town. However she is divorced from her husband, who gives her several hundred thousand pounds to keep quiet about a story which is very naughty on the part of him. Toni tells me this story but I do not think I should say it on my blog in case I upset young readers or people against cruelty to animals.

So anyway Abri living on her own in what is Swiss Cottage area of London. It is a nice area. Closest Tube station is Hampstead and the road is names after a frog! So Abri rents rooms to Toni, and now me(!) (£40 a week! She say she does not need the money, just the company.) Also a third man living here called Ben but I have not seen him yet.

So anyway now I have just moved in and it is all better again! Toni let’s me use my computer even though it is his now, and Abri does not mind me keeping my gefilte equipment in kitchen.

So this is good. Now I can concentrate on winning Jutta back! I love you Jutta!

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